1、Adventures of Huckleberry FinnCHAPTER I.YOU dont know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that aint no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. Th
2、at is nothing. I never 第 1 页 共 287 页http:/ 原版英语阅读网seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly-Toms Aunt Polly, she is-and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, a
3、s I said before.Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We got six thousand dollars apiece-all gold. It was an awful sight of money when it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out at interest,
4、and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year round- more than a body could tell what to do with. The Widow Douglas she took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me; but it was rough living in the house all the time, considering how dismal regular and decent the widow was in all her
5、 ways; and so when I couldnt stand it no longer I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and said he was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I would go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went b
6、ack.The widow she cried over me, and called me a poor lost lamb, and she called me a lot of other names, too, but she never meant no harm by it. She put me in them new clothes again, and I couldnt do nothing but sweat and sweat, and feel all cramped up. Well, then, the old thing commenced again. The
7、 widow rung a bell for supper, and you had to come to time. When you got to the table you couldnt go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though there warnt really anything the matter with them,-that is, nothing only everyth
8、ing was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the juice kind of swaps around, and the things go better.After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers, and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but by and by she
9、 let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long time; so then I didnt care no more about him, because I dont take no stock in dead people.Pretty soon I wanted to smoke, and asked the widow to let me. But she wouldnt. She said it was a mean practice and wasnt clean, and I must try to not do
10、it any more. That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they dont know nothing about it. Here she was a-bothering about Moses, which was no kin to her, and no use to anybody, being gone, you see, yet finding a power of fault with me for doing a thing that had some good in i
11、t. And she took snuff, too; of course that was all right, because she done it herself.第 2 页 共 287 页http:/ 原版英语阅读网Her sister, Miss Watson, a tolerable slim old maid, with goggles on, had just come to live with her, and took a set at me now with a spelling- book. She worked me middling hard for about
12、an hour, and then the widow made her ease up. I couldnt stood it much longer. Then for an hour it was deadly dull, and I was fidgety. Miss Watson would say, “Dont put your feet up there, Huckleberry;“ and “Dont scrunch up like that, Huckleberry-set up straight;“ and pretty soon she would say, “Dont
13、gap and stretch like that, Huckleberry-why dont you try to behave?“ Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there. She got mad then, but I didnt mean no harm. All I wanted was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warnt particular. She said it was wicked to say w
14、hat I said; said she wouldnt say it for the whole world; she was going to live so as to go to the good place. Well, I couldnt see no advantage in going where she was going, so I made up my mind I wouldnt try for it. But I never said so, because it would only make trouble, and wouldnt do no good.Now
15、she had got a start, and she went on and told me all about the good place. She said all a body would have to do there was to go around all day long with a harp and sing, forever and ever. So I didnt think much of it. But I never said so. I asked her if she reckoned Tom Sawyer would go there, and she
16、 said not by a considerable sight. I was glad about that, because I wanted him and me to be together.Miss Watson she kept pecking at me, and it got tiresome and lonesome. By and by they fetched the niggers in and had prayers, and then everybody was off to bed. I went up to my room with a piece of ca
17、ndle, and put it on the table. Then I set down in a chair by the window and tried to think of something cheerful, but it warnt no use. I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing
18、about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about somebody that was going to die; and the wind was trying to whisper something to me, and I couldnt make out what it was, and so it made the cold shivers run over me. Then away out in the woods I heard that kind of a sound that a gh
19、ost makes when it wants to tell about something thats on its mind and cant make itself understood, and so cant rest easy in its grave, and has to go about that way every night grieving. I got so down-hearted and scared I did wish I had some company. Pretty soon a spider went crawling up my shoulder,
20、 and I flipped it off and it lit in the candle; and before I could budge it was all shriveled up. I didnt need anybody to tell me that that was an awful bad sign and would fetch me some bad luck, so I was scared and most shook the clothes off of me. I got up and turned around in my tracks three time
21、s and crossed my breast every time; and then I tied up a little lock of my hair with a thread to keep witches away. But I hadnt no confidence. You do that when youve lost a horseshoe that youve found, instead of nailing it up over the door, but I hadnt ever heard anybody say it was any way to keep o
22、ff bad luck when youd killed a spider.I set down again, a-shaking all over, and got out my pipe for a smoke; for the house was all as still 第 3 页 共 287 页http:/ 原版英语阅读网as death now, and so the widow wouldnt know. Well, after a long time I heard the clock away off in the town go boom-boom-boom-twelve
23、licks; and all still again-stiller than ever. Pretty soon I heard a twig snap down in the dark amongst the trees- something was a stirring. I set still and listened. Directly I could just barely hear a “me-yow! me-yow!“ down there. That was good! Says I, “me-yow! me-yow!“ as soft as I could, and the
24、n I put out the light and scrambled out of the window on to the shed. Then I slipped down to the ground and crawled in among the trees, and, sure enough, there was Tom Sawyer waiting for me. CHAPTER II.WE went tiptoeing along a path amongst the trees back towards the end of the widows garden, stoopi
25、ng down so as the branches wouldnt scrape our heads. When we was passing by the kitchen I fell over a root and made a noise. We scrouched down and laid still. Miss Watsons big nigger, named Jim, was setting in the kitchen door; we could see him pretty clear, because there was a light behind him. He
26、got up and stretched his neck out about a minute, listening. Then he says:“Who dah?“He listened some more; then he come tiptoeing down and stood right between us; we could a touched him, nearly. Well, likely it was minutes and minutes that there warnt a sound, and we all there so close together. The
27、re was a place on my ankle that got to itching, but I dasnt scratch it; and then my ear begun to itch; and next my back, right between my shoulders. Seemed like Id die if I couldnt scratch. Well, Ive noticed that thing plenty times since. If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go
28、 to sleep when you aint sleepy-if you are anywheres where it wont do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places. Pretty soon Jim says:“Say, who is you? Whar is you? Dog my cats ef I didn hear sumfn. Well, I know what Is gwyne to do: Is gwyne to set down here and l
29、isten tell I hears it agin.“第 4 页 共 287 页http:/ 原版英语阅读网So he set down on the ground betwixt me and Tom. He leaned his back up against a tree, and stretched his legs out till one of them most touched one of mine. My nose begun to itch. It itched till the tears come into my eyes. But I dasnt scratch.
30、Then it begun to itch on the inside. Next I got to itching underneath. I didnt know how I was going to set still. This miserableness went on as much as six or seven minutes; but it seemed a sight longer than that. I was itching in eleven different places now. I reckoned I couldnt stand it moren a mi
31、nute longer, but I set my teeth hard and got ready to try. Just then Jim begun to breathe heavy; next he begun to snore-and then I was pretty soon comfortable again.Tom he made a sign to me-kind of a little noise with his mouth-and we went creeping away on our hands and knees. When we was ten foot o
32、ff Tom whispered to me, and wanted to tie Jim to the tree for fun. But I said no; he might wake and make a disturbance, and then theyd find out I warnt in. Then Tom said he hadnt got candles enough, and he would slip in the kitchen and get some more. I didnt want him to try. I said Jim might wake up
33、 and come. But Tom wanted to resk it; so we slid in there and got three candles, and Tom laid five cents on the table for pay. Then we got out, and I was in a sweat to get away; but nothing would do Tom but he must crawl to where Jim was, on his hands and knees, and play something on him. I waited,
34、and it seemed a good while, everything was so still and lonesome.As soon as Tom was back we cut along the path, around the garden fence, and by and by fetched up on the steep top of the hill the other side of the house. Tom said he slipped Jims hat off of his head and hung it on a limb right over hi
35、m, and Jim stirred a little, but he didnt wake. Afterwards Jim said the witches be witched him and put him in a trance, and rode him all over the State, and then set him under the trees again, and hung his hat on a limb to show who done it. And next time Jim told it he said they rode him down to New
36、 Orleans; and, after that, every time he told it he spread it more and more, till by and by he said they rode him all over the world, and tired him most to death, and his back was all over saddle-boils. Jim was monstrous proud about it, and he got so he wouldnt hardly notice the other niggers. Nigge
37、rs would come miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he was more looked up to than any nigger in that country. Strange niggers would stand with their mouths open and look him all over, same as if he was a wonder. Niggers is always talking about witches in the dark by the kitchen fire; but whenever one
38、 was talking and letting on to know all about such things, Jim would happen in and say, “Hm! What you know bout witches?“ and that nigger was corked up and had to take a back seat. Jim always kept that five-center piece round his neck with a string, and said it was a charm the devil give to him with
39、 his own hands, and told him he could cure anybody with it and fetch witches whenever he wanted to just by saying something to it; but he never told what it was he said to it. Niggers would come from all around there and give Jim anything they had, just for a sight of that five-center piece; but the
40、y wouldnt touch it, because the devil had had his hands on it. Jim was most ruined for a 第 5 页 共 287 页http:/ 原版英语阅读网servant, because he got stuck up on account of having seen the devil and been rode by witches.Well, when Tom and me got to the edge of the hilltop we looked away down into the village
41、and could see three or four lights twinkling, where there was sick folks, maybe; and the stars over us was sparkling ever so fine; and down by the village was the river, a whole mile broad, and awful still and grand. We went down the hill and found Jo Harper and Ben Rogers, and two or three more of
42、the boys, hid in the old tanyard. So we unhitched a skiff and pulled down the river two mile and a half, to the big scar on the hillside, and went ashore.We went to a clump of bushes, and Tom made everybody swear to keep the secret, and then showed them a hole in the hill, right in the thickest part
43、 of the bushes. Then we lit the candles, and crawled in on our hands and knees. We went about two hundred yards, and then the cave opened up. Tom poked about amongst the passages, and pretty soon ducked under a wall where you wouldnt a noticed that there was a hole. We went along a narrow place and
44、got into a kind of room, all damp and sweaty and cold, and there we stopped. Tom says:“Now, well start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyers Gang. Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood.“Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he
45、had wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick to the band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody done anything to any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to kill that person and his family must do it, and he mustnt eat and he mustnt sleep till he had killed them
46、and hacked a cross in their breasts, which was the sign of the band. And nobody that didnt belong to the band could use that mark, and if he did he must be sued; and if he done it again he must be killed. And if anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he must have his throat cut, and the
47、n have his carcass burnt up and the ashes scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put on it and be forgot forever.Everybody said it was a real beautiful oath, and asked Tom if he got it out of his own head. He said
48、, some of it, but the rest was out of pirate-books and robber-books, and every gang that was high-toned had it.Some thought it would be good to kill the FAMILIES of boys that told the secrets. Tom said it was a good idea, so he took a pencil and wrote it in. Then Ben Rogers says:第 6 页 共 287 页http:/
49、原版英语阅读网“Heres Huck Finn, he haint got no family; what you going to do bout him?“Well, haint he got a father?“ says Tom Sawyer.“Yes, hes got a father, but you cant never find him these days. He used to lay drunk with the hogs in the tanyard, but he haint been seen in these parts for a year or more.“They talked it over, and they was going to rule me out, because they said every boy must
